Medicine Man
Have you twinges in your back
Are your muscles getting slack
Are your knees and ankles creaking as you move?
A pill has been produced
All pain will be reduced
Technology is getting in the groove
So you're suffering from stress
Your nerves are in a mess
And thoughts of making plans just drive you mad
Your doctor has a pill
To counter every ill
Prevents you feeling doleful and sad
So you can't recall his name
Or remember whence he came
But you know you've seen him somewhere long ago
You contact your GP
To restore your memory
There's a pill to conquer everything you know
So your wrinkles start to show
And your chins are hanging low
Your waistline is wandering far and wide
However here's a cure
To make those flesh rolls fewer
A little pill to be your body guide
Technology advances
Will it apply to dances?
In future will it solve those complex reels?
Through figures most abstruse
Will we gambol fast and loose
With a folk dance pill devoured at every meal?
Are your muscles getting slack
Are your knees and ankles creaking as you move?
A pill has been produced
All pain will be reduced
Technology is getting in the groove
So you're suffering from stress
Your nerves are in a mess
And thoughts of making plans just drive you mad
Your doctor has a pill
To counter every ill
Prevents you feeling doleful and sad
So you can't recall his name
Or remember whence he came
But you know you've seen him somewhere long ago
You contact your GP
To restore your memory
There's a pill to conquer everything you know
So your wrinkles start to show
And your chins are hanging low
Your waistline is wandering far and wide
However here's a cure
To make those flesh rolls fewer
A little pill to be your body guide
Technology advances
Will it apply to dances?
In future will it solve those complex reels?
Through figures most abstruse
Will we gambol fast and loose
With a folk dance pill devoured at every meal?