Recipe for an Illness
So you need to see a doctor
You're feeling rather wisht
I don't like to bother him
But I really must insist
Here's what's recommended
Your surgery needs a ring
It is just 8.30
But they're busy that's the thing
Lines engaged - try ring back
That's no good at all
Still engaged - try later
Give another call
Still that same old ring tone
Someone on the line
Making an appointment
I wish that one was mine
Twenty minutes later
My telephone is hot
Still that engaged signal
(Doesn't inspire a lot)
Ten a.m the line is clear!!!!
At last I am through
We have no more appointments
Ring tomorrow's what you do.
You're feeling rather wisht
I don't like to bother him
But I really must insist
Here's what's recommended
Your surgery needs a ring
It is just 8.30
But they're busy that's the thing
Lines engaged - try ring back
That's no good at all
Still engaged - try later
Give another call
Still that same old ring tone
Someone on the line
Making an appointment
I wish that one was mine
Twenty minutes later
My telephone is hot
Still that engaged signal
(Doesn't inspire a lot)
Ten a.m the line is clear!!!!
At last I am through
We have no more appointments
Ring tomorrow's what you do.