Put it Down to Experience
How is it Some girls have boys by the score
All rushing to gain their affection
Why do they always look confident sure?
Put it down to experience!
Why is their make-up perfectly matt
Why doesn't their eye shadow run
Why is it their stomachs don't bulge but stay flat?
Put it down to experience!
How can they wolf down those cream buns and chips
Drink wine by the glassful for hours
Why don't the calories increase their hips?
Put it down to experience!
Why are their fingers so perfect in form
With nails groomed and polished so neat
Why are my hands so wrinkled and worn
Put it down to experience!
I toil in the garden, I cook and I clean
Make jam, mend a fuse, play a tune
I work with my hands so they're rough and they're lean.
Put it down to experience!